Subject:
Documentation: Results of Experiment
Date:
Tue, 30 Jan 2001 02:50:07 -0800
From:
"Deja User" <xxxsofla@my-deja.com>
To:
guineapigs@bitchybeauty.com
OBJECTIVE OF
EXPERIMENT
Princess Sierra
wants to know: How many Q-tips will fit into a penis
before it begins
to bleed?
EQUIPMENT USED
Standard
double-ended
Q-tip brand cotton swabs.
K-Y Jelly lubricant.
TEST SUBJECT
Fifty-year old male
with an unusually small penis. Penis measures only
two inches when
flaccid and not quite four inches when erect. Test
subject has never
had anything inserted into his penis before and was
quite nervous about
his participation in this experiment.
SUMMARY OF
RESULTS
The experiment was
a failure since bleeding did not occur. The test
subject experienced
excruciating pain during all attempts to insert
the fifth Q-tip
into his penis. The severity of the pain -- coupled
with an apparent
lack of room to insert any more than four Q-tips
(possibly due to
the small size of the test subject's penis) --
resulted in the
experiment being abandoned. Test subject will need to
repeat this
experiment
at a future time in an attempt to provide
better results to
Princess Sierra.
METHODOLOGY
Each Q-tip was
lightly
lubricated with K-Y Jelly and then inserted
gently into the
penis until it could not be pushed further with
reasonably firm
force. The first Q-tip was inserted to within
one-quarter inch
of the cotton portion on the opposite end of the
swab. Additional
Q-tips were inserted until the tip of the cotton swab
came into contact
with the back side of the previously-inserted
Q-tip's cotton
section.
After four
Q-tips
had been inserted, there appeared to be no more room
to insert more.
An attempt was then made to forcefully push the
already-inserted
Q-tips further into the penis so that the cotton
portions would
overlap
to some degree, stretching open the passageway
to allow more Q-tips
to be inserted. This attempt caused considerable
distress to the
test subject, but did not result in making enough room
available to insert
more Q-tips.
At this point,
the
test subject was crying in pain and was sure that
profuse internal
bleeding had been achieved, even though no external
blood flow could
be observed. Test subject called a halt to the
experiment (between
sobs) at this point.
It took about
twenty
minutes for the test subject to get up the
courage to remove
the Q-tips. The removal process was extremely
painful and each
Q-tip was extracted slowly. Test subject was very
surprised and
disappointed
to find that there was no evidence of blood
flow as the last
Q-tip came out. This meant that the experiment was a
failure and all
of the pain that he had endured was for nothing.
POST EXPERIMENT
EFFECTS
Thirty minutes
later,
the test subject felt a strong urge to urinate,
but it was just
too painful. An hour later, he really had to go. Each
time he started
to pee, it felt like a hot poker was burning him from
the inside out and
he stopped peeing before he even started. After
about fifteen
minutes
of false starting, he finally was able to
urinate a small
amount -- maybe about three or four ounces.
For the next 24
hours,
urination was extremely painful with at least
one -- but more
often two or more -- false starts resulting in an
intense, sharp,
burning pain occurring before a steady flow could be
established. The
test subject found himself dreading the prospect of
attempting to pee
and put it off as long as possible each time. He
also experienced
a dull, throbbing pain from within his penis
throughout the rest
of the day with incidents of very sharp pains as
it naturally shifted
under his clothing and occasionally became erect.
Over the next 48
to 72 hours the discomfort very gradually decreased
until he was finally
able to urinate without the false starts -- and
only mild pain --
after 72 hours had passed. By the time 96 hours
(four days) had
passed, the pain and discomfort was negligible.
At about the
48-hour
point, the test subject's wife initiated
intercourse with
him. (She did not know about this experiment and
certainly would
not approve of it!) He had difficulty in getting an
erection, due to
the pain, but she persevered and "helped" him out
through extended
(and very painful) manual manipulation of his penis.
He had no choice
but to hide his pain and enjoy what was to happen as
much as possible.
When he finally had his orgasm inside of her, he
moaned loudly with
each contraction of his penis. (She seemed to
figure that he was
just being unusually passionate!)
CONCLUSIONS
Since the experiment
was a failure (due to the fact that the question
posed in the
original
objective was not met) only limited conclusions
based on previous
publicly-published results (eleven Q-tips inserted
without causing
bleeding but causing intense pain) of the same
experiment can be
made:
1. The number of
Q-tips which can be inserted into a penis might
possibly
be limited by the size of the penis.
2. An incredible
amount of pain may be required to be endured to
cause
it to begin to bleed.
3. This particular
test subject is a wimpy sissy who can't take much
pain
in his little "icky" penis.
4. This particular
test subject is very grateful to be given this
opportunity
to be a guinea pig for Princess Perfect.
Respectfully
submitted,
xxx in south florida
