PRINCESS SIERRA IS
GOD
...has such a nice ring to
it.
I have
just
been ordained a Minister. As a Minister, I am legally authorized
and empowered to solemnize marriages in most states. I am entitled to
perform
baptisms, christenings (oooh and circumcisions too, I hope! gimme a
dull
razor and your Matzo balls ), preach or teach MY own philosophy,
conduct
funerals, counsel, ordain others into the ministry, and many other
things.
AMEN
ALLEJUIA
ALL YE FAITHFUL SING PRAISES TO ME!
HE
THAT
FOLLOWETH
PRINCESS SIERRA SHALL NOT WALK IN DARKNESS, BUT SHALL HAVE THE LIGHT OF
LIFE .
All
members
of MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS church shall WORSHIP ME, PRINCESS GOD the
ALMIGHTY.
I shall be hailed CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, idolized and obeyed. I
decided to further spread MY teachings and counsel the un-enlightened
male
masses by becoming a certified minister and HOLY WOMAN. Plus its
a hoot! I can't wait to tell people MY name is Reverend Princess
Sierra! I just called Mom and told Her too!
And thou
shalt love the PRINCESS thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy
soul, and with all thy might.
The
GOOD lord
GIVETH and the GOOD LORD take-eth away. PRINCESS Giveth little
and
taketh away very much. Blessed are generous,
brain-washed
and addicted for their's is in QUEENDOM of PRINCESS
GOD.
Blessed are the meek and downtreaden for they shall inherit Princess'
dirty
panties. Find your religion, follow the path of PRINCESS.
Paradise,
enlightenment and eternal bliss can be found in the sparkle of
Sierra's
eye. Through suffering and pain, through loss and oppression ye
foul
and male heathen that you are, can find redemption by looking into the
face of beauty. To really discover CONTENTMENT you must surrender
your will to the PRINCESS. Lo you walk in the darkness of
dick,
find light and love in the self-centered GLORY of PRINCESS
SIERRA..where
even Her cruel and evil deeds are true gifts of kindess. I am the
way, the thruth and your life. TURN to PRINCESS, heed HER WORD,
surrender
your will, make HER your PERSONAL SAVIOR.
Every
man according as he proposeth in his heart, so let him give;
not
grudgingly, or of necessity: for PRINCESS loveth a cheerful giver.
Click
here to read some Princess Prayers
HYMS
contributed
by "suckforprincess"
HOW
GREAT THOU
ART
O
Lord my God,
when i in awesome wonder
Consider
all
the bankrupt men YOU'VE made,
i see
the
stars, i hear the rolling thunder,
Thy
power
throughout the universe displayed.
Chorus:
Then
sings
my soul, my Princess God, to thee;
How
great
Thou art, how great Thou art!
Then
sings
my soul, my Princess God, to thee;
How
great
Thou art, how great Thou art!
AMAZING
GRACE
Amazing
Princess
how sweet the sound
To YOU
i am
a joke
i once
was
lost, but now am found
Was
rich,
but now i'm broke
'Twas
YOU that
taught my heart to fear
And
that fear
was not relieved
How
precious
did YOUR face appear
The
hour i
first believed!
Through
many
wishlist i have browsed
Unable
to
say no
And
even though
the night is late
To
Paypal
i must go
Though
i have
served YOU many years
For
YOU its
all been fun
my
need to
serve is stronger now
than
when
we had first begun
GOD
has promised
hell to me
HER
word my
obedience secures
SHE
will my
ruination be
As
long as
life endures
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