THE FREAK FLICKS!

FREE MATINEES
Dirty Prancing

FEATURING:  deryck thake
deryckt99@yahoo.com
MOVIE REVIEW by PRINCESS SIERRA
I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more.  A surreal silent dance number by the british prima-pisserina, deryck thake.
I give it 3 thumbs-up-your-ass
Confessions of a self-destructive drunken piss-crazed dork

Featuring:deryck thake aka "british urinal"
mister hanky the Princess-poo skips rope

FEATURING: mr. hanky the Princess-poo
fugly da wanking wabbit

FEATURING: fugly charlie
(does not work with realplayer use windows media player)
MOVIE REVIEW by PRINCESS SIERRA
This is the tragic story of one online cyberslut who spends all his resources on any Mistress or camgirl who will laugh at him.  On rare occasions that he can afford Princess Sierra's lofty high prices, he slips on some ridiculous garb and performs self degrading feats of stupidity.  he's pretty broke now due to some major damage I did on his creditcard and he can't donate like he use to. Here's his email if you want a broke slave.
fugly-moto's performance flops as usual.

MEMBERS ONLY
One Crummy Cake

FEATURING: deryck thake and candle lovejoy
deryckt99@yahoo.com
MOVIE REVIEW by PRINCESS SIERRA
The bittersweet saga of one's man undying love for his candle.  This torrid short-film renders the audience speechless.  Never
have I seen such burning chemistry between two actors.  Although the film lacks plot, the interesting music score and the actors' full dedication to the exploration of the characters makes this movie a MUST SEE.
I give it 2 thumbs-up-your-ass!
Queasy Strip Teasy

FEATURING:  deryck thake
deryckt99@yahoo.com
Movie Review by PRINCESS SIERRA
Truly weird british slapstick comedy.  This movie was a weird combination of comedic/porno/terror.  I didn't know whether to laugh, scream or pet MY cat.  I swear, if you stare at the folds of deryck's untoned belly long enough, you'll se the face of Jesus.
2 thumbs-up-your-ass
Out In Left Field

FEATURING: "sausage boy"
Movie Review by PRINCESS SIERRA
Joe DaMangy-ho is a hit in this rollicking short film.  Watch him slide it to the home base with a miniature Louisiana Slugger
then open his front door as traffic drives by.  He even brings his own little hotdog to the game.  Comedy or tragedy?  Hard 
to tell, you will have to be the judge.
I give it 4 thumbs-up-your-ass! 
Close Encounters with the Sick Kind (Pigs In Space)

FEATURING:  "sausage boy"
Movie Review by PRINCESS SIERRA
This "Grand-Slam-Ham" ventures out into his front porch and wiggles his ass to the Mother-Ship.  HI-Fi Adventure. 
Only for the brave of heart.
3-thumbs-up-your-ass!
Princess' Pauper

Featuring: slutty german butler loser--he's everyone slave

FUTURE FEATURE FILMS

Look forward to seeing these future films coming to a Sierra Site near you!


 


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